Miley Cyrus: Role Model. Now she says she was acting all slutty because Nick Jonas broke up with her, dooming another generation of American girls to base their self-image on how some dumb boy treats them. Thanks, Disney! (VH1.com)

This story leaves out the part where Jimmy Iovine threatens to drop Chris Cornell if he doesn't talk to Timbaland. (Idolator)

Jenny Lewis totally wants you to call her about her new single. (Rolling Stone)

Hinder are too busy partying to bother with loser pursuits like reading books or playing videogames. (VH1.com)

Blackwell in a coma. It's serious. (Reuters)